Hey! I'm Jordanna.
- Married with cat (Samwise, pictured below).
- I try to read 100+ books a year.
- I dream of more tattoos (current count: 4).
- I hate artichokes, but I could eat an entire cantaloupe in one sitting.
- I started high school at 12.
- I actually belong in Scotland.
- I once tried to learn Norwegian ("Alle mennene i Norge har lilla slips!").
- Having my photo taken makes me want to vomit, but I'm working on it.
- I don't own a cellphone. Seriously.
- I dream of: dancing around a bonfire under the stars, seeing the northern lights, publishing a novel, rocking scorpion pose, hugging Stephen Fry, and having at least one backyard goat.